Methodologies of the Prophets

Join the ranks of the Technique Prophets, a league of individuals who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Our techniques are tried, tested, and utterly ineffective.

Prophetic Techniques

• Procrastination-by-Proxy - A technique where we delegate our procrastination to others, freeing us to concentrate on more important things... like our Netflix queue.
• Procrastination-via-Medical-Excuse - Because who needs to actually do work when you have a convenient excuse like a "sudden case of the Mondays"?
• Procrastination-by-Misdirection - A technique where we focus on the most irrelevant details, ensuring that nothing ever gets done.

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